I eat my peas with honey
I've done so all my life
It makes the peas taste fuuny
But it keeps them on my knife (anon)
Today I lost my honey
Today he lost his life
He said my hair looked funny
So I stuck him with my knife
By Pauline
STOP PRESS!
I have just received this plea from the PLO (Peas Liberation Organisation)
After discussions at the highest level of the CIA (Culinary Institute of America)
I have decided in future to use less honey, thus giving peas a chance to roll off my knife and join their brother and sister peas under the table. Hopefully this will lead to more...
