I said I would love you forever
But you didn't play fair by me
You knew that you liked to pick toenails
And flick them towards the TV
You knew of your fondness for toejam
Which fascinates you it appears
And I'm horrified, honestly, I am
By the wax you dig out of your ears
You knew that you liked to chase bogies
Around and around in your nose
You never chose once to disclose this
How could you keep secrets like those ?
The only thing worse than your belching
I'm sorry, I just can't pretend
Is the smell of the wind that's exploding
Constantly from your rear end
I said I would love you forever
I meant every word that I said
I never thought I would leave, never
But if I don't go you'll be dead.
By Pauline
